Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Almost One Night Stand!!
So, I joined the gym with a good friend of mine last week (refer to the post before this for gym experience) and all the above happened when we were there. Okay, I confess, the silence didn't last 10 seconds but 5 seconds. Anyways sha, my friend met this cute, fine, beautiful man. He is from Haiti. His English isn't perfect but the mixture of his strong french accent and English just makes his speaking absolutely beautiful. Anyways, they got a talking and they decided to meet on Sunday for dinner and a movie. So, he picks her up from church and they decide to head on out. On the way, he suddenly realizes that he 'forgot' something at home. He goes to get it. She follows him into his apartment. There, he decides to seduce her. Honestly, she told me that if she didn't remember that
a) they go the same gym. "You really do not want to be known as the local gym slut"
b) BLACK MEN don't respect women that they sleep with on the first date.
c)He seemed to have gotten some coaching from her ex (yes, they had a bad break up and she knew that her exs gf used to date a Haitian guy and she doesn't trust any guy that looks like her ex, behaves like her ex or does anything even slightly reminiscent of her ex, yes, she doesn't even date or go to any function done by her ex's country people that is how deep it is. The guy was a slime ball!)
She would have gotten down and freaky with him.

But, my question really is:
a) How does one handle a one night stand??

20 comments:

NikkiSab said...

Hmm......One night stand. Its neva happened to me but if i was caught in dat situation...one tin is for sure CONDOM CONDOM CONDOM and also he shd b someone I dont run into in d near future so i wld av stopped kicking masef about it.
Look who's first.....ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Pam.

Naapali said...

My one nightstand. I have never talked about it before but since Pamela's radio voice has so soothingly coaxed it out of me, here goes:

It was made of MDF and I had to assemble it myself when I got home. The instructions were poor and I made a mess with all the wood glue and divots. It was rather wobbly when I finished assembling it and could never bear the weight of a lamp and books.

pamela said...

nikkisab: LOL!! Personally, I do not feel that it is a great idea to have casual sex with someone that you met at gym. Maybe, on a road trip - hehehehehehe


Naapali: LOL!! Kia - na person I dey talk about o!! No be book shelf!!

naijalines said...

I'd imagine an ONS is not generally a good idea. Having said that, I'd agree with nikkisab, the best thing would be to get some condoms out.

Lol @ naapali. But not surprised. you'd never get a true confession out of a doc.

Tears said...

heyyyyyyyyyy.......how come ma last comment dint show? unfair *sobbing

Tears said...

oh so it was the other post...stupid me! i saw gym and thought it was same thing!!
hmmmmm...so did it happn or not? then i would answer you!

guerreiranigeriana said...

naapali wants to kill me with laughter abi?...

...if you get emotionally attached, forget about it...condoms, condoms, condoms...you may even want to ask for their last std test report...dunno...i'll tell you once i get back from my er, trip...

...dunno...the world's too small these days...you fuck someone and find out later (too late) that they know your mom's aunt's cousin's daughters best friend...or better yet, they slept with your cousin's sister's best friend, who happens to be your neighbor, while they were in italy...go figure...whatever floats your boat...

...dunno what part of jersey...

...and good point about money not being the root of evil...the love of money...interesting...

30+ said...

I can not deal with even half a night stand talk of one. I am over and done with working at nights.

I mean standing from 11pm to 6am in the morning especially when you have 4 shifts in a row

Cheesy.... :)

pamela said...

naija lines : but it does happen A LOT in New York. In this country - New York has the highest occurence of HIV.
tears : almost did..at the moment she was about to give in. She remembered the concept of you don't give in too easily to black men. (I know all the naija fellas will want to kill me now.)

pamela said...

guerria - if you are asking for an std report, lol, then you are definitley thinking of the long haul. A one nightstand, happens only that one night and it is normally on the fly, fast and furious. (lol!!!, pls jare - I do not know what I am typing it is really early in the morning over here).


30+ - see how all these medical professionals are refusing to answer my question - na una sabi....

:D

pamela said...

guerria - if you are asking for an std report, lol, then you are definitley thinking of the long haul. A one nightstand, happens only that one night and it is normally on the fly, fast and furious. (lol!!!, pls jare - I do not know what I am typing it is really early in the morning over here).


30+ - see how all these medical professionals are refusing to answer my question - na una sabi....

:D

yankeenaijachick said...

@Pamela...how body and how you de. how is the gym thingy going on? The one night stand thing is so degrading to a woman. I wonder why women do that. You just have fun why working out and acheive the sexy body u want. I will be back to check ya blog.

Jaybabe said...

I hate one night stands. They make you feel used, degraded and feel like an outcast. Why girls do them, we donno. Maybe they'll under alcohol influence or something. But really, they are a bad idea.

Babes, how you doing? What were you doing in the bath tub anyway? That picture cracked me up ooo! But i loved them pics, and thanx.

pamela said...

yankee - thank you...i dey try in between the chopulations of my ice cream. But, we talk about it being degrading to women - what of the men who participate in one night stands..though??/



Jay: LOL!!!!! My friend calls that picture, "the bush girl has arrived" LOL!!!

:D

Lolu Kush (Afronuts) said...

handling one night stand?

1.Never get drunk
2.Never allow the dude give u a lift, he might 'need to pick sumthin at home'
3.Dont get too amorous with any dude or a night outing if u dont want a one night stand.

Though the one I had in my past life was differently...it was the power of...

Uzezi said...

been ages ive been away from here. 4give me.

one night stand - i guess it depends on whether u r going to see the person again and again, like a sex on a first date kind of thing. i understand one night stand to mean that sex u ve wt someone u pick up whereever and the next morning u go ur seperate ways.

no mind me. i dont know what i am saying. confusion.


ahem, i came to tell you i tagged you. check my blog for the rules. good girl

Jinta said...

never a good idea, not in today's market

...and your friend 'following' the chap into his apartment..who's she kidding?

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lol @ naapali. Hilarious.

Um, Pammy, I no know wetin tell you oh, so just rely on the comments from others...

pamela said...

lola kush - number three very true. I hope most girls know not to drink too much on the first date or not to leave their drinks un attended.

uzezi: I will follow up your tags... at least, you dey talk am jare...

pamela said...

jinta: in today's market - that might not be best way to go but it does happen. I think the answer to all this is just prevention, prevention, prevention.

solomonsydelleS: LOL!!!

How body dey?

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